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John C
Number of posts : 175 Age : 68 Location : Essex England Registration date : 2008-10-30
| Subject: At the request of TC Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:56 pm | |
| There was a young man of Nantucket, Whose prick was so long he could suck it, He said, with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were I c**t, I'd fuck it."
There once was a girl from Darjeeling, Who said she had no sexual feeling. Until a cynic named Boris, Touched her clitoris, And they're still scraping her off the ceiling.
A Scotsman who lived by the Loch, Had holes down the length of his cock, When he got an erection, He would play a selection, From Johann Sebastian Bach. | |
| | | Theresa Admin
Number of posts : 362 Age : 63 Location : Minneapolis MN Registration date : 2008-10-28
| Subject: Re: At the request of TC Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:42 pm | |
| just LOVE those JC! Here is one a friend just sent me... WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning when she asked the question... When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first? Suzy raised her hand and said, I think it's your hands. Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy? Suzy replied, Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first. What a wonderful answer! the nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, Sister, I think it's your feet. The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet? Little Johnny said, Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddys bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, Oh! God, I'm coming!... And if Dad hadn't pinned her down, we would have lost her. The Nun fainted
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Number of posts : 175 Age : 68 Location : Essex England Registration date : 2008-10-30
| Subject: Re: At the request of TC Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:20 pm | |
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| | | susanam_909
Number of posts : 74 Registration date : 2008-10-30
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| | | tee Admin
Number of posts : 162 Age : 64 Location : Nobody knew where Cornville was anyway Registration date : 2008-10-28
| Subject: Re: At the request of TC Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:36 pm | |
| TC, the aqua colored text , no no no no no | |
| | | Theresa Admin
Number of posts : 362 Age : 63 Location : Minneapolis MN Registration date : 2008-10-28
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