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PostSubject: LADIES!! Remember March 14   LADIES!!  Remember March 14 Icon_minitimeSat Dec 20, 2008 7:59 pm

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Steak and BJ Day was invented by Tom Birdsey, may he live forever, and may the gods eternally bless his fate. Men everywhere should build shrines and worship this man, who has been so kind as to bless us with a day devoted entirely to devouring massive hunks of cowflesh and having one's member gobbled. Truly, he is a saint among swine, and deserving of the highest accolades in the worlds beyond.

Seriously though, Steak and BJ Day was invented as a response to Valentine's Day, a day in which men get the 'privilege' of showing their affection for their significant other by spending ludicrous amounts of time, money, and effort in showering them in gifts, dinners, shows, and various other things to show them just how special they are to us.

Isn't it about time that there was a day just like that, but devoted to having the ladies show men just how much they appreciate them? Thanks to Steak and BJ Day, this dream has finally come true.

And look how easy it is! Since we're really only one of two things, the formula for showing us that appreciation is really very simple.

First: FOOD! Not any of that new-age healthy co-op market crap, either. Just give us a big hunk of cow. Preferably still bleeding. The napkin will be unnecessary, thanks, that's what the backs of our arms are for.

I think the second part does not require any further explanation from me.

Best thing is: It's a win-win situation! Just think, ladies, of just how hard your man will try to please you on February 14th just at the *thought* of the rewards he will be receiving on his special day. There's no way to lose, unless you have difficulty suppressing your gag reflex.
March 14th is, in short: Best. Holiday. EVAR!
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PostSubject: Re: LADIES!! Remember March 14   LADIES!!  Remember March 14 Icon_minitimeSat Dec 20, 2008 8:00 pm

Blowjob 101

Readers Ask: How do I give a proper blowjob??
Well, there's no "proper" way to give someone a blow job, I mean, blow jobs are like pizza, even if they're bad, they're still pretty good, according to the boys who helped me in my quest for the perfect blow job techniques. So ladies, (and guys, if you're into that sort of thing), throw out your Cosmo magazines that are full of shit, pull up a chair & take notes.

First of all, think of the head of the penis like your very own clitoris. The clitoris and head of the penis have the exact same nerve endings and are made of the exact same tissue.
Now think about your tongue. It's a muscle, and like all muscles it can be flexed or relaxed to create a soft or hard tongue. Ladies, you know what happens when a guy mashes your clit with a hard tongue right? The next thing you know, he's prying you from the ceiling and you're mumbling something about kicking him in the face next time. Well, the same thing goes for guys. Because the head of the penis is like your own clit, a soft tongue is recommended. In fact, if you look closely at an erect penis, there's a small scar (if he's cut) where the head and the shaft meet. (If he's not cut, it's where the pulled down foreskin attaches to the head.) Survey says that's the ticket to bliss if it's manipulated properly.
Okay, it's easier to give a blow job if the guy's already hard. If he's not, stroke him until he's hard and then go down on him. The first few mouth movements should be soft, sort of ease into it. If you don't, he can get overly sensitive right away and we don't want that.
First, swirl your tongue over the head, especially where the head meets the shaft, but don't put too much pressure into it, use a "soft tongue". After about 20 seconds of doing this, plunge down and take him as deep into your throat as you can, stiffening your tongue so it slides down the underside of the shaft.
While he's as far down your throat as you're comfortable with, move your tongue up and down the shaft, stick your tongue out as far as you can to lick the base of the penis (if you can get it that far) or his balls.
When you come back up, rapidly wiggle your tongue back and forth along the base. Repeat this whole process a few times and try not to giggle as he gasps every time you deep throat, try to do that part when you think he's not expecting it so he'll begin to anticipate it.
Remember while doing this that you have two hands as well as a mouth. Stroke his balls while you're tonguing the head of his dick. Playing with the balls while giving head is also a good way of figuring out what he likes if your boy's not very vocal. Typically the balls will sort of scrunch up a bit when something feels particularly good and they'll scrunch up completely when he's about to cum.
If you do the above techniques, he's going to last longer usually, so if you're getting tired or "cocksucker's cramp" you might want to speed things up by doing the age old "bobbing" method. Guys seem to vary on their appreciation of the act because girls seem to go at it much too fast. I've found that if you go up and down the shaft with your mouth, it's good practice to make ample use of your tongue at the same time by wiggling it back and forth. Also, instead of the standard up and down movement, really get into it and turn your head from side to side a bit, sort of like a corkscrew motion.
If you're doing this in the light, make sure you look up at him a few times while you're sucking him off because guys seem to really be into that.
So, you've got him to the point of blowing his load…you've got three options: swallow, spit, or hop on. Most guys prefer to have you swallow, but my research has shown that most guys would prefer you to hop on rather than spit if it comes down to that. It was pretty close though as far as who preferred spitting to hopping on, so that might be something to discuss with your boy at some point.
If you don't like having cum in your mouth, there's various ways to alter it's taste, unfortunately, the texture's always going to be the same. I know some girls who have grown accustomed to the taste of it but to be honest I have no advice on how to go about doing that other than practice. (Your mother always said practice makes perfect, prove her right and tell her about your achievements the next time you see her.)
I would also like to note that the male g-spot (which is actually called the "a-spot", I learned that the other night watching the Discovery channel) is the prostate gland, which you can only get to by inserting your finger into his rectum and doing a 'come here" motion with a finger or two, towards the front of him. Cosmo magazine will tell you to "sneak a finger in there" while you're giving him head but the boys I talked to when researching this article begged me to put something in here about ASKING FIRST. Definitely discuss adding this practice to your foreplay routine before you end up having to coax your boy out from under the bed.

Good luck and happy sucking!
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PostSubject: Re: LADIES!! Remember March 14   LADIES!!  Remember March 14 Icon_minitimeSat Dec 20, 2008 8:05 pm

Hell Bobby - I would make every day BJ day if I were returned the favor here and there. Steak everyday is not good for the arteries though. Can we promote an occasional salad and BJ day? cheers
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PostSubject: Re: LADIES!! Remember March 14   LADIES!!  Remember March 14 Icon_minitimeSun Dec 21, 2008 1:14 am

I just find the humorous portion of all this... A fellow Bawb posting an article that talks about bobbing.(Its the drugs) I agree not just one day shou;ld be set aside as BJ dya. Couldn't we do like a BJ & the Daily Blue Plate. Sat- Thurs. Like meat loaf(no dang that won't work, its not suppose to loaf) Sat Steaks & BJ, Sun- Chicken, Mon-Soup & Salad, Tues Pork chops, Wed Italian & Thurs Mexican Chili night. Why no Friday? Two reason, what do we traditionally have on Friday for protien? And secondly Thurs was chili night, ain't happenin' Skippy
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