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Bobby J
Admin
Number of posts : 134
Age : 61
Location : Kaukauna
Registration date : 2008-10-28
|  Subject: Re: Joke of the day  Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:31 pm | |
| A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, with the
sweetest little lisp, between two missing front teeth, "Excuthe me,
mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeepers heart melts,
he gets down on his knees so he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a
widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one
like like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn,
blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward
and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives
a thit." | |
| | | | tee
Admin
Number of posts : 162
Age : 63
Location : Nobody knew where Cornville was anyway
Registration date : 2008-10-28
| | Subject: Re: Joke of the day Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:56 pm | |
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| | | | Theresa
Admin
Number of posts : 362
Age : 62
Location : Minneapolis MN
Registration date : 2008-10-28
| | Subject: Re: Joke of the day Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:26 am | |
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| | | | John C
Number of posts : 175
Age : 68
Location : Essex England
Registration date : 2008-10-30
| | Subject: Law and Order in the UK! Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:10 pm | |
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| | | | Angie
Number of posts : 127
Age : 62
Location : The state of confusion!
Registration date : 2008-10-28
| | Subject: Re: Joke of the day Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:28 pm | |
| Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house' | |
| | | | Angie
Number of posts : 127
Age : 62
Location : The state of confusion!
Registration date : 2008-10-28
| | Subject: Re: Joke of the day Mon May 18, 2009 3:07 am | |
| [size=18]A Drunk ole Biker walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches,
'Can I help you Sir ? '
'Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my ssshcooter', the man replies.
The cop asks, 'Where was your motorcycle the last time you saw it ? '
'It wasss on the end of thisshh key', the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the bikers wiener hanging
out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man, 'Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself ? '
Momentarily confused, the drunk old biker looks down at his crotch and without
missing a beat, blurts out....
'Holy shit! My old lady's gone, too!!/size] | |
| | | | auntie tagonist
Number of posts : 83
Age : 63
Registration date : 2008-11-04
| | Subject: Re: Joke of the day Mon May 18, 2009 6:34 pm | |
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