My Man card

Subject: My Man card Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:39 pm

Dear Auntie T

I just bought a component shelf to attach to my tv wall mount pole

I am actually READING the assembly instructions

Will I have to forfiet my man card..or can I just pay a fine?

I really don't want this stuff to fall off because it was put up wrong

Subject: Re: My Man card Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:21 am

Not at all Bawbo. This is not a punishable offense....this time. Paragraph 6, subsection 49, article 13 of the man code- revised 1994 edition. Any Man in his life time may ask for directions, or read assembly instructions, once in his adult life. Any further tries at any of the scenarios/situations except under threat of a gun is not allowed & will not be tolerated. The offending individual will immediately be stripped of his Man Card & will be given a lovely pair of silk panties & be pelted with bullshit & dude how could you cards. I hope it was worth it

Subject: Re: My Man card Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:54 am

I have even heard rumors of an amendment up for vote to make those pink panties!

Subject: Re: My Man card Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:03 pm

I'l wear pink panties

I got hydrocodone..I don't care

Subject: Re: My Man card Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:01 pm

You just ain't right Bawb!

Subject: Re: My Man card Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:31 pm

but but but but

Subject: Re: My Man card Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:46 pm

yeah yeah we all got one, some even look better than others, what about it?

Subject: Re: My Man card Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:27 pm

What would we do without Auntie to guide us?
Is there a woman card? Oh yeah...VISA!

Subject: Re: My Man card Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:50 pm

That VISA preferably in a man's name and address!