Dear SC, according to the manual, Dorks for Dummies, here are some helpful handling & care instructions. Never feed a Dork after dark, no wait wrong handbook, thats for Gremlins. Always be sure Your Dork is properly tagged, micro chips work the best, in the event of getting lost while letting them run loose at the park with other Dorks. No calls except to the Dork Control Officer.The language of Dork is sometimes hard for females of the species geekus toodamn tallus to master right away.Its not the language itself it the tone of the grunts & clicks, that is hard to command at first. Gradually You will understand what Your Dork is trying to convey. Just be patient Dorks, for years have been know as nature's little clowns, hence why the Dork will make You laugh & smile.As far as feeding, I see here they have a penchant for bacon & cheese, which means proper breath mints as well. A good shock collar will train Your Dork to Your liking.
Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:53 pm by tee
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